Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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