I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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