fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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