i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Someone signed my nipple.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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