My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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