I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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