It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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