I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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