No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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