I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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