I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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