may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
