You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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