i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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