my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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