I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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