it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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