its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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