And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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