Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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