Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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