who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We are two peas in an std pod
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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