My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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