Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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