This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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