I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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