Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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