At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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