Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
you never un-have a 4some
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
