On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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