Don't you send me to vm
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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