my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
third nipple confirmed
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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