Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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