let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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