Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
