I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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