your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it because I queefed?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
the liver wants what the liver wants
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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