BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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