i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
