"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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