WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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