I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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