would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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