everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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