i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm at about main and main street
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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