He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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