Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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