Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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