I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
should my penis look like a turkey
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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