We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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