I got chris browned last night
ugly people sure do ruin things
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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