Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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