That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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