if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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