just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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