And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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