he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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