Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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